Tuesday, April 15, 2014

        Kim Jong-Il believed that he was the most interesting man in the world. He was definitely interesting, but in a different way.  In reality he was very possibly insane. In his biography he says he was born on a sacred mountain under a double rainbow. I think that is all you need to hear to understand how genuinely crazy he was, but there is much more. He has an array of other "facts" about himself. He says that he does not urinate or
defecate like other people. This is just plain weird. In his first game of golf it is officially reported that he shot 38 under par, and had 11 holes in 1. I'm not sure but when the guys at The Masters are shooting only 8 under at the best with no hole in ones, this sounds extremely crazy. I have to believe that this is forged information. He also had a distinct dislike for short people, even though he was only 5' 3". He had all the short people deported to inhabitable islands so that they wouldn't effect future generations. Kind of funny, because he is very short too. The most crazy thing of all is that he thought he could solve hunger in North Korea by breeding giant rabbits and then selling them to the public as food. He talked to a Romanian farmer who had bred these giant rabbits to see if he could buy a starting fleet for North Korea to grow off of. When he bought the fleet of 10 rabbits, instead of breeding them and selling them to the public, he made a royal feast and ate the 10 rabbits. This is the reason that North Korea is in a state of poverty. Most of the population does not even have access to good food. Kim Jong-Il was simply not leading the nation. He was leaving everyone to die, and making sure that him and a few of the other elites are well feed, and well cared for. He might have just be the craziest man in the world.  If theres anyone crazier than Kim Jong-Il, it is most definitely his very own son Kim Jong-Un!  If you would like to have a good laugh by looking at more facts about Kim Jong-Il, go ahead and click on this link...http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12/19/kim-jong-il-18-strange-facts_n_1157276.html

2 comments:

  1. It is so hard to believe that someone who lived on planet earth was this ridiculous!!! It is so fun to hear about all the crazy things he believed. Although there are aspects about North Korea that are serious, it is always good to laugh at Kim Jong-Il and his equally insane son so if your looking for a place to find funny Kim Jong-Il memes look no further!!! http://www.complex.com/tech/2013/04/20-hilarious-kim-jong-un-memes/kju-gangnam-style
    If anyone else has any sources for funny memes or facts that are North Korea related please do not be shy to share them with us!

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  2. http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jongun-named-the-onions-sexiest-man-alive-for,30379/
    I thought this was really funny so I had to put this on here. ENJOY!

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